![]() ![]() A nightmare to haunt evildoers 'til the end of time.īoomstick: Jesus Christ! I feel like Zoloft and therapy would work, too, but, okay, whatever works. He would transcend his own morality into legend. ![]() He would devote his life to perfecting his body and mind to become more than human. Wiz: That night, Bruce Wayne died, and the Batman was born. ![]() Wiz: But before he dressed like a giant rodent and employed little boys in booty shorts as meat-shields, he was Bruce Wayne: Scion of the multi-billion dollar company, Wayne Enterprises.īoomstick: Until mommy and daddy got three-sixty no-scoped, leaving Bruce with a void inside him that could only be filled by the never-ending quest for justice, and vengeance. ![]() In case you're one of the many psycho supervillains stalking the streets of Gotham City, I would make peace with whatever God you pray to, because they won't save you from the goddamn Batman. a Death Battle.īoomstick: That's right, he's back. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. Wiz: These two mortal men have used their intellect and determination to take their place alongside gods.īoomstick: And bein' filthy, stinkin' rich sure doesn't hurt either. Wiz: Batman, DC's vengeful crusader of the night.īoomstick: Iron Man, Marvel's genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist. ![]()
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